By user votes:
The question to ask of new technology is not “Will it solve problems?” but “Will the problems it creates be preferable to the problems it solves?”
— TJW
Clara (to the tune, roughly of the Maisy theme song) (sung to her buckwheat cereal):
Buckwheat, Buckwheat. What you do today in my bowl? Cock doodle doo. I love you, Buckwheat.